r/MadeMeSmile 5h ago Table Slap Silver Helpful Wholesome LOVE!

Wholesome Moments Cheese slice stops baby from crying

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r/AskReddit 15h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Endless Coolness Helpful (Pro)

What's the smallest hill you'll die on?

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r/LifeProTips 11h ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

Miscellaneous LPT Request: Off the top of your head, what general life advice would you give a young adult starting their life?

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r/worldnews 15h ago Wholesome Silver

Russia Biden says US troops ‘off the table’ to defend Ukraine against Russian invasion

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r/Damnthatsinteresting 8h ago Wholesome Masterpiece I'll Drink to That Silver Helpful

Video Highschool fitness was much more demanding in 1962

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r/playstation 12h ago Platinum Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Silver

Discussion Tell me a number between 1 and 5000 and I'll assign you a PlayStation game to play

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I made a spreadsheet with every game in the PlayStation store on it*. I did this because I review PlayStation games assigned to me by a random number generator on my youtube review show Random Game Reviews (https://www.youtube.com/c/RandomGameReviews).

In honour of the spreadsheet hitting 5000 entries, I thought it would be fun for the next little while to give other people a chance to overcome choice paralysis and have their next game chosen for them.

I use random[dot]org to generate my random numbers, so you can do that or just choose any number between 1 and 5000 and I'll tell you what you're playing.

If you can't play the game you are assigned (don't have the required console, don't have VR, game got delisted, etc), just tell me another number!

\excluding arcade archives titles)

Edit: Good God, these are coming in faster than I can answer them. Keep them coming, I'll have to take some pretty long breaks in getting to these but RNG as my witness I will try to get to you all. While you wait, do me a solid and check out my review channel. I put a lot of love and effort to something that is even more stupid than what I'm doing right now trying to answer all these number requests.

2nd edit: Update - I'm dying. There's so many. I will get to you eventually. This is the kind of effort you can expect from my youtube channel. Please watch for the love of god. I want to see my children again.


r/news 11h ago Burning Cash To The Stars Helpful Bravo Grande! Giggle Take My Energy Bravo! Wearing is Caring Take My Power Silver Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Los Angeles school board fires 500 unvaccinated employees

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r/HolUp 5h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome 'MURICA

Here’s how much it costs to be intubated in the ICU for 60 days in the US due to COVID-19.

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r/nextfuckinglevel 2h ago This 'MURICA Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

THROWBACK: Obama used his situational awareness to find a woman behind him was fainting (MORE IN COMMENTS)

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r/funny 6h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

“THATS MY BOY!!!”

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r/facepalm 3h ago Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​ The cost of being intubated for Covid-19 in intensive care unit in the US for 60 days

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r/me_irl 6h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Wholesome Seal of Approval

Me irl

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r/gaming 13h ago Helpful Wholesome Got the W Silver Gold

To ignore or not to ignore the steam review...

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r/PublicFreakout 9h ago I'm Deceased Gold Platinum Wholesome Pot o' Coins Bravo Grande! Wearing is Caring Silver Helpful Super Heart Eyes

Anti-vaxxer (Karen) gets kicked out of mall and security handles it like a boss.

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r/antiwork 6h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

im not allowed to quit

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hi everyone! basically what the title says. im 17 years old, still in high school, and working 40+ hours a week. i just put in my letter of resignation (NOT my two weeks) and my boss spammed called me saying that i wasn’t allowed to quit and if i do i’ll never be allowed to work at another insert fast food place here again. im so pissed

edit: this is in america and my parents do know about my hours, they just don’t care as long as i keep my grades up


r/memes 3h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Literally a legend

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r/blackcats 6h ago Masterpiece It's Cute! Silver Helpful Wholesome LOVE!

Starey-eyed Bob, and his new apprentice Beatrix

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r/blackmagicfuckery 6h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Bravo Grande!

i hear y'all like fancy drinks ...

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r/HermanCainAward 8h ago Wholesome (Pro) Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Heartwarming

Nominated Update on 39 year old mother of 7 who is somehow STILL alive after 9 weeks in ICU and 7 weeks on ECMO. Family is sharing some graphic details of her latest complications. All of this could have been avoided with a free and easy shot.

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r/TrueOffMyChest 9h ago Take My Energy Mind Blown Silver Helpful Wholesome

My boss just asked me not to wear my normal pants to work and I've never been angrier

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I wear normal pants to work. Our dress code is business casual, and I have gotten myself sized by a reputable tailor. All my slacks and chinos are from normal brands you'd find at Macy's and are normal/relaxed fit.

However yesterday my boss called me into her office and told me I would no longer be allowed to wear the pants I normally wear to the office and would have to wear something "less revealing". Apparently, my "bulge" is inappropriate for the workplace. I have a normally-size penis. I actually fucking measured it to make sure I wasn't crazy, and I'm pretty close to the U.S average.

Would a woman with large breasts be told she can't wear anything but baggy clothes? Would she be told by her boss that she must wear nothing but restrictive sports bras to work? I doubt it, especially in my work place where women two seats down from me wear far more provocative clothing that my damn slacks.

I asked her "what should I wear instead? These are my size" and she said "just go buy something looser or get a bigger size".

I'm not rebuying my entire collection of work pants. Go ahead and report me to HR, lets see them try and fire me for having too much dick.

Edit: To clarify, I'm aware that women have been told to "cover up" quite a bit in the workplace. I'm not dismissing that, just highlighting the very visible double standard of bodily expression in my own workplace.

Edit 2: People have been asking to see my pants, here's the exact pants I wore on the day of incident: https://i.imgur.com/N7LO52e.jpg Note that my "member" is sitting to the right of the zipper (relative to the viewer).


r/Justrolledintotheshop 17h ago Silver Wholesome

This list of demands for minor body repair.

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r/WitchesVsPatriarchy 6h ago Wholesome Take My Energy Wearing is Caring Rocket Like Doot 🎵 Doot Silver Platinum Helpful

Selfie Sorcery FINALLY!! I got my tubes removed and I’m on official eccentric-witchy-aunt duty forever. Please send some good vibes cause I’m in a lotta pain. But I couldn’t be happier.

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r/Superstonk 10h ago All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Snek Platinum LOVE! Narwhal Salute Defeated Helpful (Pro) Computersharing Is Caring Keep Calm Bravo! Ally Heartwarming Wholesome Wearing is Caring Starstruck Tree Hug Duck Dance Vibing Tearing Up Not-A-Cat Golden Bananya Gold Bravo Grande! All Seeing Kitty Silver Helpful To The Stars Take My Power Jacked to the Tits Where's Kenny Party Train Wholesome Seal of Approval I'll Drink to That Today I Learned Chair Man Award

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r/HumansAreMetal 6h ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

Skilled pilot

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r/dankmemes 6h ago Wholesome Seal of Approval Stone Face Silver Helpful Wholesome

OC Maymay ♨ This says alot about society

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