r/Showerthoughts Mar 16 '20

IMPORTANT PSA: No, you did not win a gift card.

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Vegan meals being more expensive is weird, you pay more for something not to be in it

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

If no two people are exactly the same, then there is no form of normal, and if there is no form of normal, then everyone is weird.

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r/Showerthoughts 19h ago

Kids will never understand the poignant self satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

If cat girls were real they would have cat tongues and give horrible blowjobs.

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r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

Ibuprofen and caffeine are the drugs of choice when you’re in your 40s.

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r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

It's not your fault you're born dumb, but it is your fault if you die dumb

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

Acting is a career based entirely on lying as convincingly as possible

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Since dogs don’t know languages naturally you could train a dog to only respond to elvish and Klingon.

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r/Showerthoughts 19h ago

If you ever think you've had an original thought, a quick Google search will put you in your place.

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r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

Trying to explain Olympic sports to a 2 year old makes you question why some of them are sports

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Idiocracy (2006): still the most accurate prediction.

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Human bodies are awful traders: you give them food, they'll give you shit in return

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Orgasm might be the perfect drug to ever exist in our history due to how fast, strong, healthy, accessible and free it is

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

Cigarette filters are always thrown away yet they're the part with the highest concentration of exactly what the smoker is smoking the Cigarette for to begin with

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

Yoda's version of the old joke of "why is six scared of seven" is "why is 5 scared of seven?" Because 6, 7 8

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r/Showerthoughts 12h ago

Unlike most things, it is worse for buses to be early than to be late.

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

If there truly are lizard people running things, they're doing a really crappy job of it

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Finding out that your good idea already exists doesn't make it any less of a good idea.

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r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Kids in the future might think that we actually lived in 2D like how kids used to think that everything used to be black and white.

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

Saying "let's play Monopoly!" To someone who was alive during the late 1800s would probably sound the same as saying "let's do tax evasion!"

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

If we colonise Mars, every country on Earth will become a 1st world country

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

People would probably read more than just headlines if excessive ads and paywalls didn’t make online articles so inaccessible and difficult to read

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r/Showerthoughts 16h ago

It's weird how Harry would come back covered in mud from quidditch pratice, considering that's a sport played on flying brooms over a grass field

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

A broken clock is correct more often than a clock that is set wrong.

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