r/WinStupidPrizes Aug 01 '21

Jumping from the roof of a car

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1k Upvotes

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u/codex-86 Aug 01 '21

he just murdered 5 million unborn childeren

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u/wcbOwen Aug 01 '21

Hey, it’s a free vasectomy

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Sacked!!

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u/brianishere2 Aug 01 '21

I was trying to think of a 1-word summary, but I couldn't. You nailed it.

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u/Fleethebluenorth Aug 01 '21

Win for the internet comment of the day!

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u/PotaraWarrior Aug 01 '21

He couldnt afford a sex change so he had to resort to this method

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u/erictheartichoke Aug 01 '21

Well the guy is standing on his car

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u/awkward_kissser Aug 01 '21

What happened to Steve after he fell off that car?
He's a femboy now

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u/Luneonu Aug 01 '21

This is, in fact, how femboys are made

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u/Fantastic_Breath_308 Aug 02 '21

This reads like a urban dictionary definition example

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u/awkward_kissser Aug 02 '21

It's a good format

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u/fuckfact Aug 01 '21

The real winner of stupid prizes here is the car owner.

That guys balls will hurt tomorrow, but door hinges don't heal. This will never close easily again

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u/williamsonny Aug 01 '21

You’re giving that waif’s balls way too much credit.

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u/fuckfact Aug 01 '21

No, I'm giving automotive door hinges 0 fucking credit as they are shit. I'm not even getting into the fact doors are levers. 100% this car door will scrape when opening or closing forever. In a few months you're going to have to shoulder the door to get out

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u/Reasonable-Matter-12 Aug 01 '21

Put a jack under the door and bend it back. Pretty common fix for old land yachts with heavy doors.

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u/fuckfact Aug 01 '21

They're still never quite the same.

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u/redping3 Aug 01 '21

Did you guys know that they sell replacement door hinges?

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u/junkremovalguy Aug 01 '21

Dude mans foot was on the door preventing the driver from opening it, as soon as that pressure lifted, the door flung open, and the rest is pistory,

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u/Doooolie_noted1476 Aug 01 '21

I agree with your assessment. Did he even know foolio was on his roof?

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u/PointlessGrandma Aug 01 '21

Dick move

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u/literal-hitler Aug 01 '21

Dick suddenly stop moving.

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u/The_Brain_Fuckler Aug 01 '21

Achievement Unlocked: Bust a Nut

31

u/SackSauce69 Aug 01 '21

The driver definitely did that shit on purpose, lmao. Watch him.

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u/brianishere2 Aug 01 '21

Free in-pants castration.

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u/smashdelete Aug 01 '21

The old gooch slicer

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u/Misanthrobbingmember Aug 02 '21

I just came here to also rep the word "gooch"

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u/Klustur Aug 01 '21

Watched it 5 times, and it got more painful every time.

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u/3-Putt-Bart Aug 01 '21

This is the definition of suicide door.

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u/re_me Aug 01 '21

I don’t know who’s worse: the dude who walks another persons car or the person who lets another person walk on their car.

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u/4storiesGuy567 Aug 01 '21

My balls just retracted into my abdomen and won't come out until I think about the choice of videos I am watching.

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u/mondetine Aug 01 '21

The lord works in mysterious ways or in this case blatantly says this dumb shit shall not reproduce.

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u/Growingpains2 Aug 01 '21

Mmm the old but yet so satisfying "credit card"

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u/klind357 Aug 01 '21

I bet that his nuts are ajarr now 😳

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u/LeLiterally420 Aug 01 '21

Gender swap free of charge.

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u/Fruitbeer Aug 02 '21

Timing is everything

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u/Ziggy602 Aug 01 '21

Queue the Kill Bill theme music...

1

u/XS4Me Aug 01 '21

Junior!! Can’t close the car door. What you do last night?!?

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u/PressSquareToPunch Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

This video needs sound and 45 more seconds

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u/abbeyeiger Aug 01 '21

I laugh everytime I see this. Keep reposting, I am fine with it!

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u/Occams_ Aug 01 '21

And now, you’re moment of zen.

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u/pygmypuffonacid Aug 01 '21

That is how you sack the quarterback

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u/Unfair_Macaroon_9464 Aug 01 '21

Im gonna have to call you back

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u/copperholic Aug 01 '21

Failsticles.

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u/Andyboy46 Aug 01 '21

Right in the nuts !

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u/Runwithscissors50 Aug 01 '21

MGK looking preppy!

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u/locorabbit1973 Aug 01 '21

What’d you do?!?

1

u/TJEdeBear Aug 01 '21

Dude definitely tore his sack open

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u/ElectricShadowN Aug 01 '21

Darwin Award

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u/bunnyrace Aug 01 '21

Smart driver, looks like he didn't want them on his car roof

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u/shamonemm Aug 01 '21

He has two dicks now

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u/Zmanwarrior Aug 01 '21

Oof. I felt that.

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u/Qkumbazoo Aug 01 '21

Unfortunately, it survived.

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u/hungryrhinos Aug 01 '21

Who else gasped?

1

u/enigma2shts Aug 01 '21

And that's when he lost his virginity

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u/jacklord392 Aug 01 '21

Gotta ask: what the fuck was he doing on top of the car in the first place?

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u/NMEOne Aug 01 '21

Good. He can't breed now.

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u/Think_Tax5749 Aug 01 '21

Natural birth control

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u/silverback_79 Aug 01 '21

Jumping from the roof of a car/

Watching boats roll out really far/

Sittin' here restin' my bones/

And this loneliness won't leave me alone/

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u/mirak1234 Aug 01 '21

Already posted.

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u/JasperSwanq Aug 01 '21

I felt that in my soul

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u/Chipskipoutski Aug 02 '21

Stop breaking my balls, bro.

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u/Xaser125 Aug 02 '21

Automatic back door closing

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u/retroreading Aug 02 '21

I felt that

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u/2Guns_Delnegro Aug 01 '21

Very Darwinian