r/dankmemes 14d ago Silver 26 Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1

An eye for an eye

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u/MedicatedAxeBot 13d ago

Dank.


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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 13d ago Wholesome Take My Energy

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u/cocoa_ramen 14d ago Helpful

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 14d ago

Like a smooth criminal

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u/upherelookuphere 13d ago Helpful Wholesome

Auntie are you ok?

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u/YUNoCake 13d ago

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/slowmotto 13d ago

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

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u/xayvxayb 13d ago

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O

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u/Agent666-Omega 13d ago

well depends on how many sisters are there

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u/gbuub The Monty Pythons 13d ago

It’s just one. Mom married uncle, so mom is also the aunt.

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u/CoupleScrewsLoose 13d ago

i believe that’s the joke my good sir

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u/redditsuckscockatoo 13d ago

Why does this shit always need to be explained? lol.. Yea that was the joke well done lol

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u/Caboclo-Is2yearsAway 13d ago

and mfs upvoted it to be the top comment lmao

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u/madtagg ☣️ 13d ago

Plot twist: He has 2 aunts.

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u/yep-i-send-it 13d ago

I mean one aunt could work, like guys can have a kid…..

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u/swayamrane2406 13d ago

congrats on getting the joke

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u/phurt77 13d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/PM-ME-CUTE-TITS- 13d ago

She was stuck in the couch what else was I supposed to do?

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u/newmacbookpro 13d ago

Only a motherfucker would do that 😡

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u/MonsterStunter 13d ago

That is, in fact, the joke yes.

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u/ghutterbabe 13d ago

Well or another woman in the family. Like her other sister.

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u/Milan_Utup 13d ago

Yeah that’s the joke congrats

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u/disagiovanile 13d ago

It's not always true, maybe it's the aunt he got from the parent which is not related to your parents

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u/Allah_Jesus 13d ago

and I thought I read something wrong.

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u/nubpubgamer 14d ago

You can't fuck your mom dude.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 14d ago

It is technically smashing his aunt

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u/nubpubgamer 14d ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 13d ago Silver

Professionals have standards

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u/Rockman2isgud 13d ago

Be polite

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 13d ago

What did I say

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u/Rockman2isgud 13d ago

No, that's what he says after.

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u/Leading_Pension_6332 13d ago

Be efficent

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u/OknoLombarda 13d ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/Jimmy_Slim 13d ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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u/Bananasplit078 13d ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

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u/MelkinZibar 13d ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

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u/KaptainKab00m Never gonna give you up ☣️ 13d ago

Be efficient.

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u/MountanMan30-06 14d ago

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

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u/phurt77 13d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/secret58_ 13d ago

Fun fact: your Cousin can have other Aunts aside from your mom

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u/nubpubgamer 13d ago

Nice, so we can share?

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u/upherelookuphere 13d ago

What about my mom?

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u/Sveitsilainen 13d ago

And it can be from the other side so not even blood related to you.

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u/namedan 13d ago

If OP has both arms broken then it's legal.

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u/phurt77 13d ago

He said his arms weren't broken. He temporarily lost the use of his arms.

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u/Weltallgaia 13d ago

Pretty sure its physically possible.

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u/2x4x93 13d ago

If she aint good enough for her own family she aint good enough for anyone

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u/Sebbe_2 13d ago

Wait his aunt… is your mother?

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 13d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny

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u/Sebbe_2 13d ago

How many siblings does your mom have and hire many are sisters

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u/zakayo3913 I am fucking hilarious 13d ago

ONE SIBLING

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u/oneshibbyguy 13d ago

Sweet home Alabama

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u/itzmatoy 13d ago

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

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u/areola_hotah 13d ago

Not necessarily.

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u/GhoulieMcGee 13d ago

This means it isn't incest, pornhub disliked that.

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u/imjohannharvey 14d ago

How did he take revenge back

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 14d ago

By smashing your aunt

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u/imjohannharvey 14d ago

Damnnn he doesn't even know me

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u/upherelookuphere 13d ago

Youre even, let it go.

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u/aryansant 13d ago

That's what he wants you to believe...

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u/tapirus-indicus 13d ago

Correct. It was your aunt who's famous.

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u/MandolorinDalorian 13d ago

His grandma finna relearn how to walk when he’s done. If that ain’t the coldest lick he hits then idk how anyone could clap back after that without turning his reflection gay

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u/Cleanthelife 13d ago

WAIT

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u/TheHashLord 13d ago

finally a real holup, just in the wrong sub

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u/Inevitable-Type-7621 13d ago

Doin your mom

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u/Green_noob We are Number 1 13d ago

Doin my mom

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u/WAL-KER 13d ago

Doin our mom

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u/3into10tothepower8 13d ago

You know we straight we doin your mom

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u/flintyleader 13d ago

Certified Chris-Chan classic

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u/Dansatoru 13d ago

His aunt doesn't ALWAYS mean your own mom.

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u/johndoe2_7 13d ago

Finally. Could be unrelated aunt.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken 13d ago

Then how is that getting even?

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u/RlKI 13d ago

How would it be getting even by smashing your own mom

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u/sack_of_potahtoes 13d ago

I think OP intended it to be his mom

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u/Noob_master_slayer 13d ago

This is the problem with English; aunts, uncles, and pretty much every relation is ambiguous. Compared to my native language, in which exists a specific term for every single goddamn relation.

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u/Hegeteus 13d ago

I can't imagine how this wouldn't be ambiguous in some language. Anyone can have multiple cousins which can have multiple aunts.

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u/TheSpanishPrisoner 13d ago

It's still a poorly constructed joke given that it leads to this obvious comeback.

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u/ToThoseOnceLoyal 13d ago

That's the whole point of the joke.

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u/praveenkumar236 13d ago

And he strikes back by smashing your uncle

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u/ryadavaZE 13d ago

Holup

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u/MetherHD 13d ago

Motherfucker.

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u/941kumar 13d ago

Motherfucker

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u/MelissciousMoose 13d ago

So you smash your mom? 🤔

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u/Knuffya ☣️ 13d ago

Gold. Freshly mined in 'Bama

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u/Stolaine 13d ago

Cursed_mf

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u/Poopface11678 13d ago

My motto is try everything in life once except for incest

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u/RegalBeing The Great P.P. Group 13d ago

Mommy he was mean to me Its ok baby come here

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u/joestalinleft4cigars Meme Connoisseur 13d ago

What movie

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u/taxevader33 13d ago

Hi cousin

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u/SmallSeesaw3363 13d ago

Not until he pulls out a GameCube controller

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u/BoSoxFan815 13d ago

Are your arms broken?

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u/General_Bronobi 13d ago

Pro gamer move

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u/Dukey_Wukey 13d ago

Took me a second

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u/KotzubueSailingClub 13d ago

Banjo music intensifies.

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u/EnchantedPotato1000 13d ago

Hahaha……wait

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u/FronkoChonkoBonko 13d ago

Best way to get even

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u/TheBullMoose1775 13d ago

Wait hold up

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u/H-isgreat 13d ago

Holup lol WAT?!

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u/borsalinomonkey 13d ago

A dank one for a change... amazing

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u/toastyboi739 13d ago

I looked at it, continued scrolling, then very quickly scrolled back up

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u/IvanTheCommunist 13d ago

Not my hurr durr six hungoes by ol' mate senny! Proceeds to powerwalk furiously

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u/AsianSensation1087 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix 13d ago

What kind of headset we talkin about?

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u/tapirus-indicus 13d ago

Headset on deez nuts gottem

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u/pokemonhunterPT 13d ago

Hold up?!?

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u/Spiritgust 13d ago

His aunt's your mom, biyaaaaatch!

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u/languish24 13d ago

Motherfucker

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u/bu22dee 13d ago

It is not his mother. It is his wife.

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u/Aztec_Reaper I have crippling depression 13d ago

Ah yes, I may have broken my arms prior to fucking her.

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u/d34th_fr0m_4b0v3 13d ago

I think I'll fuck my mother because you broke my headset 🤔

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u/Kqimi 13d ago

Hold the fuck up now...did I read that right..

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u/1Destro 13d ago

Oh damned I scrolled past this meme then it hit me that it’s his mom lmao

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u/tyronejhongrajo 13d ago

Wait a minute... Something ain't right.

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u/RedditorsSuckMyCock 13d ago

How many aunts do you have?

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u/Robo--FED 13d ago

Hol' Up!

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u/the_69_thakur ☣️ 13d ago

Wait... HIS?

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u/naveedkoval 13d ago

“Haha my revenge involves pleasing someone”

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u/CharlieBrown20XD6 13d ago

Lol I love how this meme is used accurately because the context is 'i killed your girlfriend but here's a folder"

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u/Killmonger18 13d ago

Yeah that seems plausib...hol up.

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u/absolluteweebtrash 13d ago

This motherfucker

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u/TanishqG 13d ago

Cha cha real smooth

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u/Andrew_Nathan8 13d ago

Incest wincest...?

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u/MAC2XISONREDDIT 13d ago

Wait...WAIT

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u/BawarianKoszerny 13d ago

Pirates when they greet eachother: Aye for an aye

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u/Emperor_Lowie 13d ago

Wait what!? He smashed his MUM!

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u/modsbegae 13d ago

Makes the whole world a plot for Pornhub.

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u/LordFedoraWeed 13d ago

Would make a lot more sense that as revenge, you fuck his mom - which is the classic insult. Still get the same kind of punchline. This was just a bit far, just to be able to "haha fuck mom"

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u/K4312PL4Z 13d ago

*scrolls past*

*processes this post*

*scrolls back up*

WAIT A DAMN MINUT-

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u/cheeseslippers 13d ago

Make ur mommy a mommy again

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u/MitzzGoneCrazy 13d ago

He’s aunt means your mom. Wow wtf

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u/ch1nsak 13d ago

Hol up

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u/asapwilliam 13d ago

audibly said “wait” as I scrolled passed

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u/Dofima Orange 13d ago

I legit fucking scrolled down after reading this and then said "wait..."

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u/East_Yogurtcloset491 13d ago

*you mean, his mom/your aunt

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u/memes-of-awesome 13d ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/BowlTime2765 13d ago

Wouldn't his Aunt mean your mom?

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u/toatzz 13d ago

Hol up

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u/DaPepic2008 13d ago

i read at first, didnt think anything was wrong then i read it again

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u/dinkinfl1cka 13d ago

This is advance warfare.

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u/True_Wizzz 13d ago

his aunt

Isn’t that your mom

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u/Unholyly_thicc_boi 13d ago

his aunt, so..... your mom?

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u/bab3sia3d3l 13d ago

"We should send a couple of soldiers up here to get you some of that stuff"

"No"

"Well how about a nice glass of something else, and then when we come back and our troops are here we can take you some?"

"Sire, you have done nothing but take my country away from me"

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u/WD40911 13d ago

Wait wait wait wait.... Hold up now

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u/Genichi12 can I get a flair 13d ago

Doing my mom ! Doin' doin' my mom !

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u/ResidentCoconut 13d ago

Hold up, wait a minute.