r/me_irl Dec 08 '21 Silver 38 Helpful 37 Wholesome 47 I'm Deceased 1

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u/Quigley_Down_Under Dec 08 '21

spends 3 hours petting and playing with the dog

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u/DemonDuckOfDoom666 Dec 08 '21

I thought that was the purpose of parties

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u/ChronicleOfBinkers Dec 08 '21

It is, what are you talking about?

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u/DemonDuckOfDoom666 Dec 08 '21

I dunno, these guys are weird

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u/Awwowo #BASED Dec 09 '21

We all want to pet you

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Dec 08 '21

Dogs ARE the party, wherever they are.

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u/chamberofcoal Dec 08 '21

Cats are better. You'll usually end up a lot further away from all the people and nobody is going to try to steal your claimed friend like they would with a dog.

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u/ATTWL Dec 09 '21

I will steal the kitty.

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u/chamberofcoal Dec 09 '21

Do not pretend you have the heart to disturb a comfy cat

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u/ATTWL Dec 09 '21

I do. My cats are fine being disturbed, weirdly enough. When I get home later, I’ll post a video of me harassing them and then receiving love.

In the meantime, here’s my cat tax.

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u/FERGERDERGERSON Dec 08 '21

Here I am catching strays

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u/Yi_Zoto Dec 08 '21 Silver Gold

and you walk past the girl who’s like you without noticing because of the anxiety lol

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u/notrealcc Dec 08 '21

That heavy rigth there😔

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u/JCOMIXWTLS Dec 08 '21

yeah... rigth there

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u/Jhonson118 Dec 08 '21

Oh yeah....that's the spot....

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u/rovoh324 Dec 08 '21

Look at me while you upvote me

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u/AngelFromVegas Dec 09 '21

Oh my god I'm getting so close to awarding, keep going

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u/DragonPractitioner Dec 08 '21

Sorry, I upvoted too quickly and I only got one...

Hope you can see yourself out 😅

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u/ANUS_FACTS_BOT Dec 08 '21

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You: Look at me while you upvote me

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Dec 08 '21

Being a woman is not the sweet spot already

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u/Udjddnsxh Dec 08 '21

Oh god…… more more more……. Harder!

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Dec 09 '21

Look closely it might have been more appropriate here

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u/PrisonChickenWing Dec 08 '21

Penguins give me social anxiety because it looks like they just stand around and make small talk all day and that is a complete nightmare

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u/cleo-the-geo Dec 09 '21

Love your username

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u/Trainerali2007 Dec 08 '21

Like this would ever happen

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u/lil_mayo Dec 08 '21

It happens all the time, you just don’t notice 😐

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u/_MrBushi_ Dec 08 '21

Had to grab my chest that hurts

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u/only_here_for_memes7 Dec 08 '21

I like how they just stop for a second thinking "how about here, do you know someone here?"

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u/CuriousMMD Dec 08 '21

They stop because that seagull, or whatever it's actual name is just landed in front of them. Those birds prey on penguin chick's.

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u/twentyfuckingletters Dec 08 '21

Chick's what?

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u/Virtual_Schedule_674 Dec 08 '21

Yes, it's a chick with his father probably.

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u/Longjumping_Knee8292 Dec 09 '21

Came here to say this. It’s insane how big the chicks get before they are full grown

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u/Dartosismyname Dec 08 '21

Maybe it's a chick from Korea.

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u/arr4k1s Dec 09 '21

I see what you did there.

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u/BeeoftheWeb Dec 08 '21

this is cute!!!

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u/CasualAsNormal Dec 08 '21

Coconut penguin

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u/salvadorwii Dec 08 '21

Walking kiwi

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u/gtth12 Dec 08 '21

Sounds like regular kiwi.

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u/minemaster1337 Dec 08 '21

Yum 😋😋😋

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u/brainperm Dec 08 '21

Penguin : “Just go talk to her come on I’ll go with you”

Penguin : “She’s right there say something!”

Coconut Boi: “Nah nah I’m too nervous let’s stand over there”

Penguin : “Ugh fine.”

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u/reese_pieces97 Dec 08 '21

Why are some of them brown?

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u/rhubarb2896 Dec 08 '21

I think they're the babies? Although I could be wrong

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u/AbyBlueFox yo tambien gracias Dec 08 '21

Yes they're big babies

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u/rovoh324 Dec 08 '21

🐧

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u/Spongiie Dec 08 '21

Bugger than the parent with all the fluff. Its so cute!

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u/destroyerOfTards Dec 09 '21

What a bugger!

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u/Wetestblanket Dec 08 '21

They’re teenagers

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u/Bugisman3 Dec 09 '21

Explains the awkwardness

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u/SphincterTasteBud Dec 08 '21

I thought they were female.... which means the joke I was about to make bout how this looks like the first minute of a gang bang video is super offensive.

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u/Windoge10wow Dec 08 '21

Bro you can't just ask why some people are brown.

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u/chej9 Dec 08 '21

You can if you’re ICE

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u/Weeb_twat Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

Baby/young King Penguins have a huge brown plumage coating while they are growing up, that one is most likely following its parent around

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u/nikstick22 Dec 08 '21

no, they don't. These are king penguins. Emperor penguins are a different species. Also, this.

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u/Weeb_twat Dec 08 '21

My bad, I'm not an ornithologist, fixed the previous comment

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u/the_stormcrow Dec 08 '21

Here's the thing. You said...

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u/Aezzil Dec 09 '21

You see, what happened was...

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u/Prokovka Dec 08 '21

Awesome comment, thanks a lot!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/Living-Stranger Dec 08 '21

More like mistaken, which is why I always look up everything even shit I think is right, from history to nature and especially politics.

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u/Gachihyperlol Dec 08 '21

They got captured.

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u/Udjddnsxh Dec 08 '21

Diversity, so the media doesn’t cancel them….. duh

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u/Thankful-rib9 Dec 08 '21

She was right there!

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u/TrueComplaint8847 Dec 08 '21

The dad entering the bar to meet his friends while having to look after his teenage goth phase son who isn’t allowed to stay at home alone because he smoked weed once and his friends are „unhealthy“

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u/FloggingDog Dec 08 '21

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u/TrueComplaint8847 Dec 08 '21

Man i hoped someone would comment this

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u/Vadney Dec 08 '21

Were you the teenage goth son?

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u/MrBoots47 Dec 08 '21

Custom character in a cutscene

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u/Deadeye_Fred Dec 08 '21

Not knowing anyone at a party is great because you can talk to them without them knowing how grossly incompetent you really are yet

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u/trolltaskforce Dec 08 '21

They’ll know when you try to communicate with them. The sad attempts of human communication through the fumbling, awkward silence, and one word responses will make it apparent

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u/SmoothRolla Dec 08 '21

Saddens me to see the cruise liner in the background for some reason, i feel like humans would spoil these guys environment over time

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u/bt65 Dec 08 '21

No you got it backward, the penguins arrived with that boat to explore Hawaii...

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u/Almighty_Sand_Dollar Dec 08 '21

Kowalski!

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u/FloggingDog Dec 08 '21

Smile and wave, boys.

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u/techhousehead Dec 08 '21

And the lack of snow lmao looks like hell

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u/FriskyBusiness10 Dec 09 '21

That’s actually fairly normal. Contrary to popular belief, large parts of Antarctica are naturally devoid of snow coverage, especially on the peninsula and coastline where penguins live.

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u/techhousehead Dec 09 '21

Thanks for that information :)

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u/Memematreee Dec 08 '21

You look cute asf doe

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u/yarrrros Dec 08 '21

I always go alone because ı don't have a friend ı usually make friends in parties but can't see them again

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u/kYrO301 Dec 08 '21

You guys are getting invited to partys ?!

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u/EarlBungalow Dec 08 '21

It wouldn't be Reddit without a comment like this.

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u/boredasfuck3500 Dec 08 '21

you have friends?!!

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u/Closethobbitkat Dec 08 '21

Me not going to parties because... people.

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u/zereubollo6 Dec 08 '21

Dude pulls off the look really well!

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u/Many_Repair5993 Dec 08 '21

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یهو یادت افتادم 😂

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u/mutant_gene1 Dec 08 '21

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u/Alibotify Dec 08 '21

The break and the step and the same time killed me!

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u/-_-Galaxie-_- Dec 08 '21

Soooo truee

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u/cannonsword2 Dec 08 '21

Lmao this is adorable

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u/Dark-Knight-275 Dec 09 '21

Friend: it will be fine everyone will be busy having fun chatting to notice you just stick with me .

Me: walks through the door <awkward silence enters the room>

Me: takes a few steps forwards <all of the eyeballs in the room follow my every step>

Me: thinking “it will be fine he said - kill me now”

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u/KlutzyTrip6389 Dec 09 '21

LMBO 😂😂

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u/Za_Wardou23452 Dec 09 '21

So true 😭

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u/Armistice8175 Dec 09 '21

You kind of blew it on that one didn’t you? Three seconds into the video. Center of the frame. Someone just like him.

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u/RobotHappiness Dec 08 '21

I love meeting new people at parties I will go to a party where I don’t know anyone and leave knowing a bunch of cool people. I’m not sure what people are afraid of. People at parties are happy and looking to chat and have fun. Do people think someone is going to attack you or something. I will walk up to people and just say “hi I don’t know anyone here, what’s your name?” It never goes bad unless the person is boring but then I just say I gotta get some food or something and go talk to someone else.

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u/Invalidgreen Dec 08 '21

For me it’s the stress of being thought of as that boring person so I clam up and end up being that boring person lol

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u/Disastrous-Many-5475 Dec 08 '21

you clearly not an introvert

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u/LKG4SUB Dec 08 '21

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/joebirdplane Dec 08 '21

Your friend is annoyed at you when you do this. As much as it makes you uncomfortable, the point is to be social with strangers; if you’re not willing to at least try don’t go.

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u/BUG-Life Dec 08 '21

Who hurt you? Point on the stuffed penguin where he flippered you

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u/ThetaCygni Dec 08 '21

You get invited to parties?

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u/Aaron_perry Dec 08 '21

Fuzzi boi!

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u/JubJubber sleep tight pupper Dec 08 '21

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u/KiwiNuken Dec 08 '21

Apparently, neither does your friend.

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u/Revrandparris1692 Dec 08 '21

I know the feeling

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u/Evil_of_Evils Dec 08 '21

Definitely not the father

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u/Buzzlightyeear232 Dec 08 '21

And then they go off without you to socialize and you’re just kinda standing there awkwardly.

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u/Maria_Neonlight Dec 08 '21

«I’ll just stay in you shadow»

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u/jg000003 Dec 08 '21

Me in baisiacally every party. Even if I do know people

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u/SndaySkolDrpout Dec 08 '21

Just start dancing with those happy feet

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Dec 08 '21

Hope you do well!

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u/Zeioth Dec 08 '21

"Let's split and meet new people"
"Naah to risky. Let's speak about manga and video games."

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u/TheMayanArab Dec 08 '21

This was Peach with Guinevere Beck in Season 1 of “You”.

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u/allinmyneck Dec 08 '21

That extra pumpkin pie I ate at thanksgiving

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u/devin_Harrington Dec 08 '21

Fellow introverts rise

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u/Medical-Examination Dec 08 '21

This is the most accurate me_irl post I’ve ever seen

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u/Level-Engineering-11 Dec 08 '21

It's me, I'm the grass.

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u/FeedMePlz79 Dec 08 '21

The Adventures of Oliver and Curtis

Act:1, Scene:1, Take 2,021……..Action!

Curtis: “Where’s the bar Bro? I need a shot of Grey Goose. I’m not sure I can go through with this.”

Oliver: “Fine we’ll get you a shot… but you absolutely HAVE to do this! Otherwise you’ll never earn your tuxedo Bro! Trust me! ALL of us have done it. Just walk up to her and introduce yourself. SHE’LL take care of the rest.

Curtis: “Ok…. Wish me luck Bro!”

Oliver: “ You won’t need it man but good luck”

Curtis: “Thanks Bro!…….. By the way what’s her name again?”

Oliver: “Loose-E”

Curtis: “Don’t you mean Lucy?”

Oliver: “Nah Bro. We ALL know her as Loose-E!”

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u/JustCasualScrolling Dec 08 '21

Just curious, what's the brown bird species?

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u/Davidchen2918 Dec 08 '21

That’s the juvenile

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u/TheonlyAngryLemon Dec 08 '21

wtf is that mammoth penguin called

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u/Davidchen2918 Dec 08 '21

It’s the child

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u/Believe_Deez_Nuts Dec 08 '21

He looks embarrassed to be there.

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u/therealub Dec 08 '21

That's also generally how I feel I'm dressed in comparison to those around me... Yikes!

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u/ib_64 Dec 08 '21

When I go to people drinking beer and light up my joint

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u/realgoldxd Dec 08 '21

What is that a baby penguin?

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u/Davidchen2918 Dec 08 '21

Except the girl you have a crush on…

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u/Impressive-Reply-111 Dec 08 '21

Been in this position far too many times lol

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u/AnxiousHumanBeing Dec 08 '21

This is how i feel at school lmao. I moved to this island roughly a year ago but since i didn't speak swedish i barely met anyone aside from people my boyfriend knows.

So the only person i know in the school i study Swedish at, is my boyfriend's best friend. So we're friends now because i pretty much only stick with him since i don't know enough swedish to start a conversation with anyone else.

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u/BobMcBob3 Dec 08 '21

apart from one

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u/regobag Dec 08 '21

And then you spend more time trying to appear normal than actually having any kind of fun.

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u/Demokka Dec 08 '21

And then you start to dance to some Earth, Wind and Fire

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u/somniard Dec 08 '21

If anyone is curious, that brown one is probably a chick and the one its following is likely its parent.

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u/Scared-timeline_1984 Dec 08 '21

His soulmate was literally right behind him and he didn’t even fucking notice

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u/HighChairman1 Dec 08 '21

I relate. More than I want to.

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u/AgentPARMA Dec 08 '21

Then the other brown penguin is your dad cheating?

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u/EmbassyMiniPainting Dec 08 '21

lol the high angle of the light makes the entire scene look like it’s in a display case diorama at the Museum of Natural History.

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u/blackeye200 Dec 08 '21

There’s one similar to ya behind ye back

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u/LowDownSkankyDude Dec 08 '21

Ah the life of a token.

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u/TehBFG Dec 08 '21

Hereditary vibes.

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u/das_sock Dec 08 '21

What are they doing when they're all just standing around like that