r/pics 13d ago

This Pancake Platter

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u/WontYouBeMyNeighbors 13d ago

It just seems like they'd be cold

But it does look delicious

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u/Gokias 13d ago

I'm gonna wager that nobody ate this

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore 13d ago

It's probably not made of food.

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u/mikeasaurus_ 13d ago

can confirm. just bit my phone & cracked a tooth. these pancakes are definitely made from aluminosilicate glass.

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u/BootyDoISeeYou 13d ago

I have to ask… did you already have the word “aluminosilicate” in your vocabulary, or did you have to look it up?

Either way, I’ll be impressed at your vocabulary or I’ll be impressed at the effort you made to research it to leave that comment haha.

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u/nine_legged_stool 13d ago

Why was the iPhone 6 afraid of the iPhone 7?

Because 7 aluminosilicate 9

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u/MyThinTragus 13d ago

My dad's phone is better than your dad's phone

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u/quantum-mechanic 13d ago

Dad phones always look big when you're a kid

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u/Glock1Omm 13d ago

Did a billionaire spaceman design this platter? I'm looking at you, banana.

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u/mikeasaurus_ 13d ago

I'll give you a hint: I'm from Alabama originally where public education is atrocious and you have to do your own research on a lot of things.

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u/Hydroxy_moron 13d ago edited 13d ago

Haha, Smarter everyday!

Love that guy.

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u/Frack_Off 13d ago

He might just be a geologist.

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u/DreamPolice-_-_ 13d ago

Yeah, but what's on the other side?

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u/GexTex 13d ago

The pancakes? Duh

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u/keriberry_420 13d ago

"It was very tasty looking but had no aroma... Quite odd indeed."

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u/Shampoo_Master_ 13d ago

i remeber i watched james may in japan and he ate something on a train what was only ment to be photographed or something

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u/Monkeyboystevey 13d ago

If I remember correctly, that wasn't prop food though, it was because other journo's were supposed to be photographed with it too. I might be wrong though.

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u/Plastic_Swordfish_35 13d ago

They were SUPER pissed about it, too.

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u/hoilst 13d ago

"Somebody else wants to film MY lunch?"

It was literally put out for Social Media Shitfluencers to InstaTikSnap, and NEVER to be eaten.

James May is a fucking treasure.

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u/NeoDei 12d ago

Your probably right just the usual pleas pat me on the back post…

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u/Bigstackertons 13d ago

That is definitely some cold ass bacon

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u/craterglass 13d ago

Perfect for pocket bacon.

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u/PeggySueIloveU 13d ago

That's bed bacon. You eat some, go back to sleep, then wake up and eat some more.

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u/HighCharity07 13d ago

I swear bacon culture is one of the biggest successful marketing campaigns of all time along with breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And I love both.

Edit: a letter and a word

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u/_WhatsTatersPrecious 13d ago

Breakfast food is the best food, fact.

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u/singingtopizza 13d ago

We might be soulmates.

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u/2th 13d ago

Do I need a separate pocket for that? I mean I already have one for my sand, so what is one more?

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u/GrumpyGuss 13d ago

Just mix the sand with turbinado sugar for a tasty treat.it becomes your dipping pocket. I like to keep one of my back pockets reserved for squid or cuttlefish, in case I feel like a dash of squid ink

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u/Bandin03 13d ago

As long as the bacon doesn't get in your pocket sand, you're good. That being said, everyone should have a dedicated bacon pocket.

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u/HertzDonut1001 13d ago

TBF bacon is good at any temperature. I always whip up extra and leave it on the kitchen counter for snacks later.

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u/timbreandsteel 13d ago

Only if it's been cooked properly. Some people like floppy bacon and that is barely edible when hot.

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u/Hulk_Hoe-gan 13d ago

Better than cold ass-bacon.

Also, r/wewantplates sends its regards

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u/Aly00ps 13d ago

Chuck Palahniuk has entered the chat

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u/Cosmohumanist 13d ago

I came here to say that. Yes, they are definitely cold, and hopefully delicious.

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u/og_sandiego 13d ago

bacon left no visible grease, confirmed

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u/anonprogtada 13d ago

Yes, good for a photo but I'd be keeping most of those in a warming oven, covered and/or with a water tray to keep some moisture in the oven.

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u/revuhree 13d ago

You could put hot food on last if you made it yourself, but yeah the picture looks too staged. Im not a fan of this style of photo

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u/duaneap 13d ago

You could probably pull it off pretty easy with a big ol’ deli style grill. Have everything else ready, bacon in the oven then, when the bacon is like 3 minutes from being done, start making the pancakes six af a time.

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u/ngl_idgaf 13d ago edited 13d ago

Charcuterie

...and if you add "breakfast" in front of that there are plenty more cold pancakes waiting for you!

I'm not much of a fan of the style either but my best guess would be that for most it satisfies that mouthwatering, sudden-appetite feeling like looking at a feast of delicious food, while also minimizing the guilty feeling of gluttony. A mini-feast, if you will.

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u/Huskatta 13d ago

Why not? I mean, a photo is a photo. Why not a fan of this one?

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u/EmeraldFalcon89 13d ago

these photos bum me out because it's a bunch of purchased ingredients arranged and prepared very poorly just to take a picture.

who's throwing cold chocolate chips on their cold pancakes? what are you supposed to do with that rough cut stick of cold butter? it's just a bunch of cold, loose food

I don't understand why anyone would be a fan of this photo.

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u/biggmclargehuge 13d ago

But...But, there's a lot of it! So it must be enjoyable!

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u/ThatsWhatSheaSaid 13d ago

For what it’s worth, I like this photo because it gives me some ideas for toppings that I wouldn’t have otherwise thought of for pancakes. Are the pancakes probably cold in this photo? Totally. But I appreciate everything spread out here in this pic because I’ll likely remember it next time I make pancakes for a large crowd and maybe set out some of the toppings shown here.

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u/EmeraldFalcon89 13d ago

that's why it's a poor concept though - these are either very regular toppings or just bad ideas that aren't convenient to eat and aren't portioned or prepared well.

there is enough of each of these ingredients to top all of the pancakes - so someone who thinks this is the pancake platonic will spend hours prepping this instagram worthy platter only to have to throw 80% of it back in a tupperware.

you can't even carry it across the room or the berries will roll off.

the more you know about pancakes, the less you'll like this picture.

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u/timbreandsteel 13d ago

Pancakes need butter and syrup. All those fancy toppings? That's what waffles are for.

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u/EmeraldFalcon89 13d ago

fancy doesn't enter into it - these are just nonsensical toppings.

cook those berries into a compote. fry the bananas up in butter. put the chocolate chips in right after you drop the batter in the grill. let the butter soften naturally so you don't have to hack it up into chunks.

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u/timbreandsteel 13d ago

Fresh berries are fine but that's why the waffle structure is important so you can fill each little indent with a berry. Also throw a bacon slice into the batter before pressing in the waffle iron. A+ right there. I stand by my point on pancake toppings though.

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u/ThatsWhatSheaSaid 13d ago

I mean food photography is a very real thing and a lot of food goes to waste being photographed so do you hate all professional food spreads photographed like this or is it specifically the pancakes you’re irked about?

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u/stabliu 13d ago

it feels more with the specific composition and presentation that the OP has an issue with, which i would tend to agree. this looks pretty, but it's not really "useful" in that i'd never want to eat food arranged like this nor does it suggest any interesting ideas recipe wise.

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u/just_taste_it 13d ago

Some like pancakes, some like cold pancakes. No and no. How do I melt my pound of butter on them?

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u/daishomaster 13d ago

Melt a little butter in a frying pan and toss in a pancake...

Flip once for some warm buttery goodness!

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u/loki444 13d ago

That just seems wrong!

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u/just_taste_it 13d ago

Haha. Thanks. So you warm the butter?

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u/stinky-weaselteats 13d ago

It helps them brown with crisp edges while giving flavor.

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u/nevabendunbefo 13d ago

Yes! Fuck putting syrup on pancakes by default. Gimme some plain butter smothered flapjacks and I'll roll up some sausage or bacon in it... Yes.

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u/withmirrors 13d ago

I always put the butter & syrup on them, & then stick them in the microwave for about 25 seconds. I like my syrup warm too.

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u/CANTBELEIVEITSBUTTER 13d ago

Or heat up a bowl of syrup!

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u/TheRealRacketear 13d ago

That and the banana dick on the bottom right.

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u/CanadisX 13d ago

Finally someone who saw the same as I did xD

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u/spazzyone 13d ago

Hijacking this comment to recommend the oven for keeping pancakes warm while you cook the rest of the batter.

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u/WontYouBeMyNeighbors 13d ago

Totally agree I love the warm setting on my toaster oven

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u/joebroni612 13d ago

id use ceramic rather than wood. seems like itll keep the heat better. but if you had all the fruits and sides ready beforehand...baked the bacon in the oven (the proper way) and used the griddle to make the cakes...i coukd definitely see this happening. i will find out this weekend.

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u/supplyncommand 13d ago

just grab a couple and toss em in the microwave 30 secs boom make your plate

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u/driftwood2 13d ago

Microwave makes em a bit damp and floppy imo, fine for leftovers but totally different than one straight out of the pan.

Definitely done just for the pic tho and looks totally delicious.

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u/Tbuzzin 13d ago

Damp, floppy and somehow strangely rubbery...

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u/Jimste7733 13d ago

Toaster is a much better option, I make extra pancakes just so I can put some in the toaster the next day.

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u/-Omegamart- 13d ago edited 13d ago

You can just heat up the pancakes if they get cold. Surprised no one else in the comments thought of this. That seems like a pretty simple solution to me.

Edit: Why am I getting downvoted? I suggested a legitimate solution to the cold pancakes problem.

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u/DarkKnightCometh 13d ago

Because putting that much effort into the appearance, just to eat reheated pancakes, is asinine.

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u/asapferg11 13d ago

aren’t the chocolate chips supposed to be cooked into the pancake?

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u/slothywaffle 13d ago

That's what I was thinking. What the heck am I going to do with loose chocolate chips?

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u/Trappedinacar 13d ago

You can pick your toppings, just don't pick the ccs

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u/Imconfusedithink 13d ago

You pick the toppings before making the pancake so that they're cooked into them. You don't just place them on top of an already cooked pancake.

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u/CANTBELEIVEITSBUTTER 13d ago

Look at you with all your pancake rules! Are you telling me you have never put some fresh fruit on a pancake?

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u/worrymon 13d ago

Put them in your pocket for later.

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u/LebaneseLion 13d ago

Little one gets to enjoy the chocolate twice 😎

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u/brudogg 13d ago

Was looking for this comment. Might have to try them on top this weekend just to make sure

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u/LobsterThief 13d ago

Why wait until this weekend? Are those the pancake days?

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u/brudogg 13d ago

Lol in our house yes

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u/devosapien 13d ago

nah. just cook them on top when they are on the griddle. you want a melted chocolate...

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u/brudogg 13d ago

Yea that's what I usually do, I can't image hard chips tasting as good but I might try it

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u/jadetheamazing 13d ago

If you do, you gotta put whipped cream or peanut butter as a glue for the chips, it's great

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u/Tysiliogogogoch 13d ago

No, they're supposed to be in a small bowl and also randomly dropped on the board to look artistic for the photo. :P

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u/Coco-Roxas 13d ago

Same with the blueberries, although eating pancakes with a side of blueberries is fine too.

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u/SomeNoteToMyself 13d ago

This is an abomination haha

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u/BooPandaa 13d ago

This is the type a breakfast moms will make in movies and their kid will take one bite of a strawberry and be like “gotta go!”

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u/SuedeVeil 13d ago

At least drink your orange juice !!

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u/ChainDriveGlider 13d ago

It's packed with vitamin sucrose.

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u/HebrewDude 13d ago

Kid walks away.
Lil sister: "BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY"

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u/Swedzilla 13d ago

Working for Hallmark are we?

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u/hoilst 13d ago

...and then, she found a tall, dark, rich (but we're not saying that bit out loud) man who truly appreciated her breakfasts.

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u/Swedzilla 13d ago

Who doesn't really like kids but in a great showdown in the end he proof himself and they live happily ever after. Where's my cut of the manus writing?

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u/sugartrouts 13d ago

But wait, I thought she was gonna end up with the snobby, short tempered guy her parents wanted her to marry?

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u/smackasaurusrex 13d ago

Easy there, not toooo dark.

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u/hoilst 13d ago

Don't worry, we're not calling this one Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast.

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u/lowtierdeity 13d ago

Starring D-list celebrity Sydney Poytyea.

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u/SquarebobSpongepants 13d ago

At least drink your orange flavored sugar water. Yeah, doesn't have as nice of a ring to it.

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u/Trappedinacar 13d ago

The worst example of this in a movie was 17 again

Zack efron comes into the kitchen absolutely famished, tells his friend "im hungry all the time"

Puts like 5 layers of ingredients in his sandwich because hes SO HUNGRY! Then he takes ONE BITE of this mess and leaves.

Took me right out of the movie.

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u/chrltrn 13d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtsGWFiDimU
it is that bad
"all right, I'm getting out of here."

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u/AKnightAlone 13d ago

I like to assume he suddenly realized he's horrible at making sandwiches.

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u/man-teiv 13d ago

My feeling is that the whole scene is a giant ad for all the products listed.

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u/Kraymur 13d ago

The first comment on the video I saw was "I am actually very upset that he only took one bite of that sandwich." lol.

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u/Trappedinacar 13d ago

One of the worst things i've seen in a movie

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u/UTAMav2005 13d ago

And I watch Schindler's List.

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u/Garfield-1-23-23 13d ago

I mean, they show him eating throughout the entire scene and there's tons of items in front of him that obviously didn't go into the sandwich. He was full by the time the sandwich was made - happens all the time to chef types. And teens, I assume.

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u/byneothername 13d ago

To be fair, that looks like a disgusting sandwich.

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u/TheTrollys 13d ago

seems like a typical teenager to me

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 13d ago

Yeah this is a common trope for sure but think about it, do you really want to watch someone eat an entire sandwich in a movie? I mean, Zac Efron might be the exception though

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u/ChemicalRascal 13d ago

Maybe just don't storyboard and cut the scene in such a way that characters are obliged to have a single bite and then get outta dodge.

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u/Suspicious-Courage26 13d ago

They want to complain lol. I guess you could cut and show he finished it then have him leave. Extra work for not much of a payoff in that kind of movie though.

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u/Trappedinacar 13d ago

Or, you know, since its a sandwich he can take it with him.

I just came up with that too, i swear i don't get paid to write.

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u/snek-jazz 13d ago

just watched it, seems like the gag was watching him spend so long making it, then he takes a bite and realises it's disgusting and he can't eat any more of it.

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u/ValkyrieVenom 13d ago

I'm pretty sure this is what they were going for

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u/AmanitaMikescaria 13d ago

“Don’t forget your lunch!”

*Hands each kid an aesthetically pleasing brown sack lunch.

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u/hoilst 13d ago

I was watching some Grade F midday movie a few years ago, and they pulled that shit...

...except the bag clearly had nothing into it. It had zero weight, and the kid banged it on the doorjamb on his way and it collapse into nothing.

They left it in.

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u/robclarkson 13d ago

Was rewatching Bad Boys 1 to prep for the new movie. Man, that mom def made breakfasts of champions like this so hard... I noticed it, and was like damn, its that trope rolling HARD! Also that movie is amazing, so silly, so good to laugh at :).

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u/timbreandsteel 13d ago

Wait what? New movie?

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u/shugo2000 13d ago

Bad Boys For Life. Came out last year and wasn't any good IMO.

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u/timbreandsteel 13d ago

Explains why I hadn't heard of it. Ah well. Thanks for the info!

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u/h20rabbit 13d ago

It's pretty but those pancakes are cold.

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u/StevedoreArcher 13d ago

When I make pancakes. I keep them warm, until serving time, by sticking them in a container in the over at around 200~. That way all the pancakes come together and still warm.

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u/Shenanigans99 13d ago

Same. Spread out on a baking sheet loosely covered with foil with the oven set to warm keeps them hot and prevents them from drying out. I always have to do this because I usually make big batches for family gatherings, so they're not all coming off the griddle at once.

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u/Jdoyler 13d ago

Can I come to your next family gathering please!?

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u/angrytreestump 13d ago edited 13d ago

I do that too (or just microwave the stack before serving), but I agree with some of the other commenters that it steams the pancakes and it’s a bit different than the crust you get from fresh off the pan or the griddle.

I like both textures of cakes personally, especially when it’s in a stack drowned in butter and syrup which is gonna steam the middle cakes either way, but I get that the fresh-off the griddle ones are a different pancakexperience.

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u/Jertzula123 13d ago

200 seems a bit high. You should try 145

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u/angrytreestump 13d ago edited 13d ago

You can definitely pull this off so that the hot items are hot when it comes out, but it takes a ton of prep and would have to be served right away.

That said, there’s a reason people serve pancakes straight from the griddle to plate to order. Beautiful spread, but not the way I would ever recommend serving this platter (fanning out the pancakes is 100% just for the presentation and would make them go cold much faster).

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u/oddmarauder 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yea if you had something like a blackstone grill you could make all the pancakes after plating all the other stuff then immediately plate/photo and Serve

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u/Jameschoral 13d ago

Plate all the cold items first then add the bacon and pancakes at the last possible moment.

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u/mt379 13d ago

AND there ISN'T ENOUGH BACON to go along with all those pancakes.

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u/red_west_la 13d ago

But that banana...

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u/BrightenthatIdea 13d ago

Yea it being cut have no clue how big these pancakes are

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u/GaryV83 13d ago

Bb...B-But the scale...

But the scale!!!

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u/Trappedinacar 13d ago

Will nobody think of the scale!!

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u/Rain_in_Arcadia 13d ago

They broke the scale :(

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u/mattfasken 13d ago

"How will the gentleman be taking his pancakes today?"

"Hmmm.... yes I'll have a Very Hungry Caterpillar of pancakes on a bit of wood."

"Certainly, sir, and the accoutrements?"

"Fruit and bacon in piles, syrups and yoghurt in bowls. Oh and will there be 'Banana'?"

"Naturally, sir."

"Excellent! In the corner I'd like an erect penis of 'Banana' complete with small 'Banana' teste."

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u/Sumbakedguy 13d ago

Yeah.. I'll say it.. it looks phallic. Slightly funny and unpleasant at the same time.

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u/interpretivepants 13d ago

Bananas are of course naturally phallic, but this is like somehow, more.

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u/solblaze7 13d ago

That presentation is certainly ... a choice.

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u/brownbrady 13d ago

It's a happy banana.

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u/Jaytim 13d ago

And every berry would roll onto the floor.

.....are bowls really so bad?

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u/LazerHawkStu 13d ago

Thank you, I was scrolling just to find this and post it if I didn't find this

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u/kobachi 13d ago

Looks cool. Looks cold.

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u/scotaf 13d ago

get your coldcakes here...who wants coldcakes!

collllddcakes!!!

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u/LuckyLycan15 13d ago

I’m a bit of a pancake hater but this looks great. Also choco chips and blueberries are better inside pancakes than served as toppings. That said being said if someone made this for me i’d gladly eat some pancakes.

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u/godlessnihilist 13d ago edited 13d ago

Jeanne D'Arc once said "je déteste les crêpes" and look what happened to her.

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u/Volraith 13d ago

"She's burning for you, get your car out of park!"

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u/bing_bang_bum 13d ago

I feel like so many people don’t like pancakes and I have never understood. They’re so fucking good!!!!!

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u/Schit4brainz 13d ago

Because waffles exists.

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u/LuckyLycan15 13d ago

Lol yes. Waffles > pancakes

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u/ninjatronick 13d ago

They're both delicious. Life's too short to pick sides. Waffles = pancakes

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u/ThisIsHowBoredIAm 13d ago

Waffles are the superior syrup friend, but pancakes are the essence of butter.

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u/marcuschookt 13d ago

Pancakes have a lower floor and a higher risk of turning out bad. You can't really go wrong with waffles unless you absolutely burn them or use a hilariously excessive amount of batter. Even shitty waffles taste good. Pancakes very easily taste like shit, you mess one part of the prep up and there's a good chance you get something too starchy or dry.

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u/TheRipler 13d ago

The only reason waffles are superior is the amount of melted butter that can pool on top without running off the sides. They are both butter delivery systems at the core.

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u/Trappedinacar 13d ago

Blue steel!

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u/HertzDonut1001 13d ago

Actually works pretty well with the peanut butter because you can just sprinkle them on top and they'll stick.

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u/LuckyLycan15 13d ago

I’ll allow it. Take my upvote

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u/NotChristina 13d ago

And then you can construct an epic pancake-cake.

Pancake -> peanut butter layer with choc chips -> pancake -> nutella layer with bananas ->pancake -> peanut butter layer with blueberries -> pancake -> top with whipped cream and artfully arranged strawberries -> drizzle syrup.

If you want to get really crazy, add a layer of peanut butter and crumbled bacon for extra salt and crunch.

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u/PMMePaulRuddsSmile 13d ago

I also don't love pancakes, but recently my girlfriend, who is not a great cook, made the most delicious pancakes I've ever had. She basically followed the Bisquick directions but accidentally added a lot more butter to the batter. So they ended up with your standard fluffy interior but with a crisper fried exterior.

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u/icansmellcolors 13d ago

cold pancakes. not ideal.

looks great but i hope someone ate this because it's not worth the waste if they didn't.

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u/Denny_204 13d ago

I Do.

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u/Max_Thunder 13d ago

Needs more maple syrup

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u/Shijin83 13d ago

I feel like whoever made this would hate me. I'm a pancake purist. Gimme butter and some maple syrup. They don't need anything else.

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u/Benmjt 13d ago

Going cold. Great.

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u/y2jeff 13d ago

No lemon juice and sugar?

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u/Neptalian 13d ago

I just woke up, You monster!

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u/3_kids_and_no_money 13d ago

I feel like there should be more bacon… a lot more bacon…. Give me all the bacon you have…

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u/istrx13 13d ago edited 13d ago

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

For the uninitiated

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u/Robo-Bobo 13d ago

I'm not going to click the link, but that's gotta be my boy Ron Swanson

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u/duaneap 13d ago

I know what I’m about, son.

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u/istrx13 13d ago

The link won’t hurt you I promise

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u/canuckerlimey 13d ago

"I'll take order number 8 please"

"Sir that feeds 8-12"

"I know what I'm capable of"

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u/LivEisJeebus 13d ago

I know what i'm about son.

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u/Podo13 13d ago

Always liked that scene for Ron. Even when he's tired, hungry and furious at the situation, he isn't shitty towards the staff. He can be a asshole at times, but isn't actually an overall asshole.

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u/Christophelese1327 13d ago

Maybe they’re bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes ♩♪♫♬

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u/GoldenEel 13d ago

Take some bacon, and I'll put it in a pancake! 🎶

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u/BigUptokes 13d ago

Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make, bacon pancaaak

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u/Doctor_Panek 13d ago

Comments you can hear

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u/reinkarnated 13d ago

No this is pancakes not meat, get that shit off my sweet pancakes plate.

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u/Pappa-Giorgio 13d ago

There was bacon in that pic?

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u/heavybabyridesagain 13d ago

Baconium levels dangerously low, captain! Pigs might case to fly

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u/PiratesTale 13d ago

Marry me

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u/Different-Poet-6803 13d ago

It looks… cold…

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u/chiefincheesehead 13d ago

breathes heavily in Ron Swanson

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u/_SimplyComplicated_ 13d ago

That's not nearly enough bacon for Ron and where are the eggs?

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u/MrsSamT82 13d ago

If you’re interested in making your own tasty board, check out the OP of this picture - https://www.completelydelicious.com/build-your-own-pancake-board/?hcb=1

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u/Shadow_Smeller 13d ago

Pretty sure nobody needs a recipe or manual to replicate this board

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u/JazzyJ19 13d ago

Did anybody get to eat food while it was hot....or was it all prepared specifically for this photo and not to actually be eaten by anyone...both situations are moronic.

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u/stevethepirate808 13d ago

This is the post that made me unsubscribe to this subreddit.

Why the fuck am I looking at this?

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u/butler7 13d ago

Damn. A lot of food critics here. Great spread and photo! Would smash.

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u/Thought-O-Matic 13d ago

A lot of people who actually cook.

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u/ooru 13d ago

Cool, so what's your SO eating?

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u/BornLime0 13d ago

Hey come on! This is why I don't sub to r/food. They post stuff like this. Just not fair.

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u/Fart091 13d ago

Meh. Looks like cold bacon and a bunch of cold pancakes

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u/LebaneseLion 13d ago

There is simply not enough peanut butter on there

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u/mtlgrems 13d ago edited 13d ago

Credit: Annalise a.k.a. 'completelydelicious' on Instagram.

More info: The Ancient Greeks made pancakes called τηγανίτης (tēganitēs), ταγηνίτης (tagēnitēs) or ταγηνίας (tagēnias), all words deriving from τάγηνον (tagēnon), "frying pan". The earliest attested references to tagenias are in the works of the 5th-century BC poets Cratinus and Magnes. Tagenites were made with wheat flour, olive oil, honey, and curdled milk, and were served for breakfast. Another kind of pancake was σταιτίτης (staititēs), from σταίτινος (staitinos), "of flour or dough of spelt", derived from σταῖς (stais), "flour of spelt". Athenaeus mentions, in his Deipnosophistae, staititas topped with honey, sesame, and cheese. The Middle English word pancake appears in English in the 15th century. The Ancient Romans called their fried concoctions alia dulcia, Latin for "other sweets". These were much different from what are known as pancakes today. - Wikipedia

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u/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy 13d ago

I think you are some kinda breakfast posting AI.

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