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COMMENT 4h ago

Never let facts get in the way of being Woke

r/MurderedByWords 4h ago

Mighty white of you

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31k Upvotes

r/technicallythetruth 1d ago

Now that's love

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137 Upvotes

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COMMENT 2d ago

He didn't charge her with fleeing, just flipped her car with her inside it /s

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do

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109k Upvotes

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COMMENT 2d ago

So weird hearing them call him "Peter"

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COMMENT 2d ago

Thank you for making me laugh out loud as I watch these games a day late due to the time zone I'm in

r/gatekeeping 3d ago

Flashlights. They're actually gatekeeping flashlights.

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1 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 4d ago

Remove the G from GBS, this guy is full of it

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1k Upvotes

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COMMENT 7d ago

Can you imagine being in your late 20's and telling a girl you're dating, or perhaps your partner, that you're the best potato peeler in the world because your mommy told you so?

r/WhitePeopleTwitter 7d ago

Moms are the best

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2k Upvotes

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COMMENT 8d ago

Car alarms are just annoying sounds we want to stop. We want the loud car to get stolen faster

r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Nobody hears a car alarm and thinks "we would stop that car thief!"

46 Upvotes

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COMMENT 9d ago

!apevote!

r/Superstonk 9d ago

HODL 💎🙌 !apevote!

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32 Upvotes

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COMMENT 9d ago

How?

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COMMENT 9d ago

Of course I'm asking opinions on how to vote, how the hell else do you make up your mind on something? You ask for and receive information and opinions from others who know more

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COMMENT 9d ago

Please see my comment to the poster above. I will provide screenshots if it helps prove to you that I'm legit

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COMMENT 9d ago

Not a karma farmer, I just happen to be halfway decent at Reddit. Do you want me to share a screenshot of my proxy vote email I received and the voting website it links to?

Also, wouldn't a suspicious account be trying to tell you something or get you to do something? I literally just asked a simple question

r/Superstonk 9d ago

Question ❓ Stupid question: Who to vote for?

0 Upvotes

r/technicallythetruth 9d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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261 Upvotes

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COMMENT 10d ago

This guy obviously fully bought into the "temporary embarrassed millionaire" myth, and just can't wait until he's also able to manipulate the tax code

r/facepalm 10d ago

I swear to god, I never thought these people were actually serious

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273 Upvotes

r/gatekeeping 10d ago

Deciding who gets to raise a family

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24 Upvotes

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COMMENT 10d ago

Because pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is only acceptable if you have the right bootstraps (i.e., rich parents)